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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tei-gen asked:

LOL OK BUT REALLY: He wants the last thing he sees to be her. Marinette. “Chat Noir. Chat Noir, please be-” He closes his eyes.

OK SO

Here’s the thing with this fic. After this initial set of headcanons, I basically had no other idea of what was going to happen in this story other than: oh yeah, Hawkmoth is a big baddie or something

Yes, everybody, I literally winged this entire story. L O L

Anyway, every single chapter I would think…hmm, this somehow has to progress either the plot or their relationship towards each other

Jk i wasn’t thinking of that. I was thinking of how to stuff as many jokes and memes into each chapter as possible. Literally every single bit of character development you see is either a) accidental/unintentional or b) filler leading up to another bad joke

SO, in chapter 5, I was having a crisis because I was like…wow, how am I ever going to be able to finish this story?  How can I make Marinette remove the curse if she lowkey hates Chat Noir? 

So I was thinking about what to do and then thought…hmm, I’ve always wanted to make people cry through my writing, and since I’ve developed the crackiest fic in the world, clearly the most hilarious thing to do (from an author’s perspective) would be to continue making it memeier and memeier only to suddenly DESTROY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE //CACKLES

So after that, I basically continued memeing it up because ever since chapter 5, I’ve been slowly planning how to make everyone sad the whole time :D

send me any passage from one of my fics and I will provide commentary on  what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a dvd commentary track!!

tei-gen ask that one ladynoir magic!au marinette the teenage sassy witch capslock this is all the info you will ever need about my brain process during this fic like i highkey had no idea where it was going for the longest time ok every single bit of character/plot development? ACCIDENT
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Anonymous asked:

Expel the evils.

Ok I lowkey think I wrote this line probably 5 or so times. Which is like too much. 

Ok so the story is that bad people, like evil people, deserve to be expelled from school and stuff, which is where the wording came from and JK that’s not the reason lmao sorry my brain process is a perpetual stream of bad jokes (that’s why you have this bread meme fic in this fandom)

So I kind of imagined evil as this dark force that could physically incapacitate people and just fed off of negative energy while simultaneously creating negative energy. And the only way to defeat pessimism is through optimism!! (whoop de doo, just like how I accidentally wrote in plot/character development, I also accidentally wrote in a moral l m a o) Also I totally just noticed that there was alliteration? Idk if that was intentional or not, I can’t remember

A lot of the time I accidentally rhyme/alliterate. Or I begin to do either and then intentionally continue the trend LMAO. 

send me any passage from one of my fics and I will provide commentary on  what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a dvd commentary track!!

anon ask that one ladynoir magic!au marinette the teenage sassy witch capslock thanks for asking!! <3 i accidentally wrote everything into this fic i accidentally wrote bread into this fic this fic i justrealized is mostly characterized by me not thinking and accidentally doing things to it oops well people seem t o like it lmao