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WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.
1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it”
2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog)
3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged.
4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged.
5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.
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rinipan-deactivated20171119 asked:
keith does not have a mullet. people in my family have a legit mullet. keith is a poser. keith needs to stop being a mullet poser.
amayas-scar answered:
100% agreed. okay folks it’s time for a HAIRSTYLE RANT (or should i say…. hairstyle discourse™???)
Here, we have two classic examples of the “mullet,” also known colloquially as “business in the front, party in the back:”
example number one: ya boi billy cyrus. The classic mullet man, practically the Inventor of the Mullet as we know it today.
example number two. observe the “business” portion of the mullet, the shorter front that gives way to the “party” portion in the back.
Now. We turn our attention to the matter at hand.
our main man, keith. Look closely at his hair. Now, in my professional opinion, the front is much too long to be classified as “business,” while the back is too short to be called “party.” there is no way this hairstyle could be classified as a mullet.
GOOD DAY TO U, SIR.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to disagree *dons glasses*
see, you appear to be focusing on the American-style, redneck mullet that persists today
But the birth and regime of Voltron: Defender of the Universe took place in the glitzy, space-obsessed dynasty that occupied 1981 to 1986. A time when the American Mullet and the European mullet went their separate ways to create two distinct mullet parties; American taking the middle classes by storm, while the European became the go-to choice for pop stars and the social elite.
Observe, if you will, John Taylor of Duran Duran
Not to mention the likes of Alex Lifeson (Rush), four members of London band Spandau Ballet, and the late, great David Bowie
not much business going on in the front here
Now let’s compare the original Keith with his new design
I think you’ll find Bono fits both bills
(In fact, there’s an entire Tumblr blog dedicated to this kind of glory.)
I think it’s fair to say that Keith has a pretty recognizable European mullet
voltron mullet discourse
well that
and also if he started with an average boys haircut á Lance…then it would definitely grow out like that. the same amount of length for the bangs applied to the neck is about the same amount of hair
doesn’t make it less of a mullet though
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