wake up open the curtains

take a shower then dry my hair

come down stairs ready for breakfast

greet the mailman

wake up open the curtains

take a shower then dry my hair

come down stairs ready for breakfast

greet the mailman

haha do you get it
YOU’RE HORRIBLE DO YOU REALIZE
i need a sign around my neck today that says ‘although i am dressed like a hipster i am not in fact a hipster’