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i-speak-graffiti asked:

Do you know when the French episodes are scheduled to air, and are there any scheduled for this week? The anticipation is killing me!

official-ladyblog answered:

As far as we know, the French episodes are scheduled to air every Sunday at 9:30am (France time) on Tfou, for a total of 26 episodes. That means a new episode is less than 24 hours away! A few hours before the airing I post stream links and other information, so tune into my blog and my premiere hashtag :) 

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wamuu asked:

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

sleepyspoonie answered:

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

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texas shaped gravestones

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texas shaped mirrors

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texas shaped cheese

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texas shaped pools

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texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

maid-of-heart

What about texas shaped eggs?

prospitans

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texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

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texas shaped waffles

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texas shaped toast

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and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

equius

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr

WELCOME TO TEXAS

memedaddy-signless

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

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Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

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Texas Shaped cookie cutters

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Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

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And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

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Texas Shaped chips

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Texas Shaped Chocolates

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As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

mermaidkaila

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

littlebearie

This isn’t normal? lol

shithowdy

@irritatedhiss

luxwing

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

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note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

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Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

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OR A TEXAS TABLE

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or something completely useless

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i hate this state please help me

useless-floridafacts

@useless-texasfacts i thought you might like/hate/love this 

useless-texasfacts

honestly, I can’t be mad because this is very accurate. You can probably find Texas shaped anything here

Source: sleepyspoonie texas what the heck