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THE SIGNS AS SOKKA QUOTES

  • ARIES: [aang is blindfolded during training] HAAAAAH! SNEAK ATTACK!!
  • TAURUS: [still half-asleep] what's going on? did we get captured again?
  • GEMINI: that woman is crazy! my life will be calm and happy and joyful! [kicks a pebble, it bounces off of a sign and hits him on the head] ow! that doesn't prove anything.
  • CANCER: my first girlfriend turned into the moon.
  • LEO: what? i didn't steal anything! who told you? [points at momo] it was YOU, wasn't it? you ratted me out!
  • VIRGO: i'd like to spend my vacation... [strikes a dramatic pose] at the LIBRARY!!!
  • LIBRA: it looks like long feng is long gone. [laughs to himself] oh, i've been waiting to use that one!
  • SCORPIO: oh what? i'm not good enough to kidnap?
  • SAGITTARIUS: [while hallucinating] drink cactus juice! it'll quench ya! [runs around] nothing's quenchier! [does the worm] it's the quenchiest!
  • CAPRICORN: okay, karma person or thing, whoever's in charge of this stuff... if i can just get out of this situation alive, i will give up meat... and sarcasm. okay? that's all i got. that's pretty much my whole identity. sokka: the meat and sarcasm guy. but i'm willing to be sokka: the veggies and straight-talk fellow. deal? [aang runs into view] aang, thank goodness! have you got any meat?
  • AQUARIUS: [to himself as he chops at ice] i'm just a guy with a boomerang, i didn't ask for all this flying and magic.
  • PISCES: speaking of the third-eyed freak... i think i've come up with a name for him. what do you guys think of... "sparky boom boom man"! [the gang is unimpressed] ... just think about it.
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