tei-gen asked:
Every Episode of Miraculous Ladybug
- Marinette: I'm gonna confess my feelings for Adrien
- Alya: *is the perfect winggirl*
- Marinette: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION
- Adrien: *sparkles*
- Chloe: *is a bitch*
- Something: HAPPENS
- Villian: *runs off crying*
- Hawkmoth: Oohoho who's the most emotionally distraught person in Paris today
- Hawkmoth: *does the butterfly thing*
- Hawkmoth: Hey you should work for me
- Villian: K cool
- Hawkmoth: Also you've gotta fight these two specific people don't let me down.
- Villain: *starts fuckin up Paris*
- Marinette & Adrien: Oh shit
- Adrien: *transforms*
- Marinette: I've gotta be Ladybug but [other important obligation]
- Marinette: *somehow does both*
- Ladybug & Chat: *aggressively flirt while getting their asses kicked*
- Chat: *Does the Cataclysm to varying degrees of success*
- Villian: I'm gonna take your Miraculous now.
- Ladybug: *does lucky charm and gets random item*
- Ladybug: What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
- Ladybug: *Macgyvers the shit out of the problem*
- Ladybug: *destroys the Akuma n waves goodbye to the butterfly*
- Villian: What the fuck happened where am I
- Ladybug & Chat: Fistbump!
- Ladybug & Chat: Oh no we're running out of time I'm gonna go change back unless you wanna reveal identities no it's okay me neither
- Hawkmoth: CURSE YOU LADYBUG
- Marinette: Sorry I missed everything but [random excuse] Oh look all the problems are solved
- Adrien: [same excuse] ahaha how crazy is that, right?
- Marinette & Adrien: *Completely miss all indicating factors that the other is Ladybug/Chat*
- ROLL CREDITS
HAHA FRIEND. SORRY THAT IT TOOK SEVEN BILLION YEARS BUT I AM FINALLY HERE TO ANSWER THIS ASK LMAO
So basically I was joking around in my brainstorming and my brain was kinda like “you know what would be funny…having hawkmoth going hakwmoth yes”
I never meant to add that into the story but then I showed you the thing and you were like DO IT (i know u know the story but no one else knows ok)
And so I added it in and I have been laughing ever since
tei-gen asked:
OK SO
Here’s the thing with this fic. After this initial set of headcanons, I basically had no other idea of what was going to happen in this story other than: oh yeah, Hawkmoth is a big baddie or something
Yes, everybody, I literally winged this entire story. L O L
Anyway, every single chapter I would think…hmm, this somehow has to progress either the plot or their relationship towards each other
Jk i wasn’t thinking of that. I was thinking of how to stuff as many jokes and memes into each chapter as possible. Literally every single bit of character development you see is either a) accidental/unintentional or b) filler leading up to another bad joke
SO, in chapter 5, I was having a crisis because I was like…wow, how am I ever going to be able to finish this story? How can I make Marinette remove the curse if she lowkey hates Chat Noir?
So I was thinking about what to do and then thought…hmm, I’ve always wanted to make people cry through my writing, and since I’ve developed the crackiest fic in the world, clearly the most hilarious thing to do (from an author’s perspective) would be to continue making it memeier and memeier only to suddenly DESTROY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE //CACKLES
So after that, I basically continued memeing it up because ever since chapter 5, I’ve been slowly planning how to make everyone sad the whole time :D
Anonymous asked:
Ok I lowkey think I wrote this line probably 5 or so times. Which is like too much.
Ok so the story is that bad people, like evil people, deserve to be expelled from school and stuff, which is where the wording came from and JK that’s not the reason lmao sorry my brain process is a perpetual stream of bad jokes (that’s why you have this bread meme fic in this fandom)
So I kind of imagined evil as this dark force that could physically incapacitate people and just fed off of negative energy while simultaneously creating negative energy. And the only way to defeat pessimism is through optimism!! (whoop de doo, just like how I accidentally wrote in plot/character development, I also accidentally wrote in a moral l m a o) Also I totally just noticed that there was alliteration? Idk if that was intentional or not, I can’t remember
A lot of the time I accidentally rhyme/alliterate. Or I begin to do either and then intentionally continue the trend LMAO.
makotousan asked:
NO YOU’RE STILL CUTER HOW DARE YOU
good night you all I’m kinda sorry for spamming w memes ill see you tomorrow ily sleep tight and have sweet dreams and @aklras i love u lots and @pisces-royalty i am rly glad to meet you and @ironen-senpai ur super sweet ok and @tobiohchan as always i fREAKING LOVE YOU ok gnight
super glad to meet you too!! <3



