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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i occasionally feel overwhelmed with feelings over how much plagg must really love adrien, just as much as tikki loves marinette.

i mean like most of the time plagg’s all grumpy and cackley at adrien, more like a troublemaker friend then a guardian. but then adrien’s birthday. his birthday.

like the way plagg fawned over him all ‘happy birthdayyyy, adrieeen!!’ was touching enough, but plagg’s birthday gift to Adrien was cheese.

cheese. the thing plagg loves most in the world.

i just, i think about plagg’s brain having this equation of fondness in his brain like

‘adrien > cheese’

and i get emotional okay

bout to cry normally blunt and sarcastic characters that actually really do care are my weakness plagg miraculous ladybug ml text
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harrystyies

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

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My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

thepioden

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

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broliloquy

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

optimysticals

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

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