“she just FIRES UP THIS LITTLE RED BUG”
Hatstalls, from JKR via Pottermore
chocmarss
proseandsongs
Okay but the Hat was just like, “Sure kid whatever” when Harry requested against Slytherin. What kind of conversation was this?
NO NEVILLE I CAN’T DO THAT YOU HAVE THE HEART OF A LION
THE WIZARD OF OZ WILL GIVE YOU COURAGE NEVILLE
HAKUNA MATATA NEVILLE
DO NOT RECITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME NEVILLE I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN
Okay, I’ve seen this post a couple of times & something just occurred to me.
Harry was pretty 50/50 Gryffindor/Slytherin from what I remember the hat saying (and according to the wiki blurb on hatstalls having a fairly equal split of traits from more than one house is the common cause of them) so when he asked not to be put into Slytherin the hat was fine with taking that preference into account and put him in Gryffindor. (Also the fact that the hat said he could be great and powerful in Slytherin and Harry’s response was pretty much no I don’t want that pretty clearly demonstrates non-Slytherin traits.)
On the other hand, the above doesn’t mention the hat being at all indecisive about where to put Neville. The hat wasn’t going “hmmm this is tough you’re pretty Gryffindor but you’re kind of Hufflepuff too”. It was probably more like “Yep! Gryffindor for sure!” Followed by Neville being all “No I’m totally a Hufflepuff!” and then proceeding to argue with the hat about it for almost 5 minutes. (Which when you think about it is a super Gryffindor thing to do.) By the end the hat was probably like oh my god kid you’re so Gryffindor you’re practically Godric’s heir shut up and get sorted there already!
“You’re practically Godric’s heir!”
As Neville pulls the sword of Gryffindor from the depths of the hat seven years later, the hat must have been so fucking smug. Like “oh yeah kid, this is such a Hufflepuff thing to do. Charge in with a blade and the bare basics of a plan that basically boils down to ‘I trust Harry, kill the snake.’ Helga would TOTALLY have done that. Oh wait! Did I say Helga? I MEANT GRYFFINDOR!”
“Hakuna Matata Neville”
chocmarss
allantruong
OH. MY. GOOD. FUCKING. GOD.
GODDAMMIT
what the fuck just happened…?
bittenred
Anonymous asked:
IM SCREAMING BC OF THE PLETHORA OF KISSES FIC THING
SAME ME TOO LETS ALL DIE
chocmarss
allantruong
He never saw it coming
He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew
THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG
chocmarss
cockybusiness
Hijabi awesome cosplays
These are really awesome. 99/10 for all of these gals.
amazing cosplays, way to go ladies!
I especially love the star wars ones :D
bittenred
Anonymous asked:
I've seen on your Vera and Alyn blog that you played a otome game??? Which on and do you play others because I am a BIG fan of those games to be honest lol
AH i just play the otome game apps on my phone??? HEHE but i play midnight cinderella and i think the other one is called destined to love? midnight cinderella is my fave tho
bittenred
Anonymous asked:
If you want the sappy but true answer, it's because you're kind and wonderful and we love you for it. If you want the brutally true answer, it's because your life resonates with a lot of us, and we see in you the possibility that we might one day improve ourselves, and because the stories you create resonate with a lot of us.
IM GONNA CRY EITHER WAY WTF?
bittenred
Anonymous asked:
Rain. It's calming scent filling the room. The quiet sounds of droplets lightly falling against the window. You, who had just woken up, were in bed. This wasn't just anybody's bed. It belonged to your lover, Oliver. You were lying in his strong, protective arms and felt his warmth on your bare skin.
He was so gentle and sweet, making sure that you weren’t hurt and that you felt pleasure. That you felt good. Then, you could hear a low grumble, which came from above your head. “Ah.. You are already up,” you heard him say, his voice deep and soothing. Oliver pecked your forehead as he then mumbled the words, “I love you… Nessa.”
OK BUT YES
ruinedchildhood