sfw-2b
2B stole the bee miraculous!
(Please do not repost!~)
jacks-mom
me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before
thebookwormfairy
Marinette with a Pet Chameleon
(A/N: okay so this will be a series send me a pet that you want me to do headcannons for next I might even brain h to Adrien I’d you guys have some ideas)
He would definitely be a gift from Marinette’s grandma from her travels
He’s so cute
His name is Oliver because he usually olive green
Oh no Chat Noir is rubbing off on her
But look at him he’s totally an Oliver
Marinette loves him when ever she’s home he’s just hanging put on her shoulder
He’s kinda like Pastel (from tangle) he can change into any color
He helps Marinette match colors when Marinette is designing
It took a while to teach him that Tikki is not food
But he learned after a couple of weeks
It’s really cute
He has a nice size tank by Marinette’s bed
It’s a bit of the problem when Chat comes over because his cat side is telling him to torture the poor thing
(A/N: my cat chases lizards mutilated them but doesn’t kill them)
One day the school has pet day
Everybody with a pet brings theirs to school
It’s total chaos, but nobody cares
Lila of course is being her jerky self to Marinette
The girl actually had the gol to threaten Oliver in class
Marinette was so mad that an akuma actually came
Everybody watched as it started to flutter to Marinette
Everybody is freaking out but are frozen in place
Then suddenly a pink tongue shoots out and catches an Akuma
It’s Oliver he ate the Akuma
Everybody stared at the little lizard on Marinette Shoulder
Is he okay?
He’s not being akumatized so I guess so
Maybe I should take him to the vet
Marinette slowly walked out of the classroom
Oliver was fine
He actually likes the taste of evil apparently
omgcandycloud
The ML fandom is in 2007 and 2018 at the same time
Wattpad: OMIGOSh lets ALL kill luka and make ADRIENETTE FAMILY FICS WITH SI N !!!!1!!1!!!! (JUST KISSINf DOE BC MY MOM REDS MY FICS LOLZ XD) ALSO CHAT NOIR IS HOT!!!
Tumblr: tbh imma spill the tea tho, luka is like tbh so good for marinette, like, emo people are just mmmmmhmm hun yes. i will be shook if lukanette doesn’t happen. #adrienetteisoverparty
gale-of-the-nomads
Chloé: And that’s why Marinette sucks.
Sabrina:(Thinking) Yes Chloé. Very good Chloé. You are absolutely right.
Sabrina:(speaks) You’re an ass.
Chloé: What?
Sabrina:(Thinking) Oh no! I said out loud what I was suppose to say in my head and said in my head what I was suppose to say out loud.
mlincorrectquotes
Chat Noir: Hold on! Did you hear that? It sounds like…despair.
Queen Bee: That was probably me.
Chat Noir: No, no. Not bitterness. Despair.
royal-raccoon
snufminned
apparently porn bots are now hacking into in-use accounts (I’m assuming larger accounts) and posting while the blog owner is still active.
holy fuck.
why are staff so incompetent
rather than fixing their obviously very flawed code and development, they’re deciding to ban tits? fucking tits?
that being said, although it’s so unlikely this will happen to me, please know that it’s not me posting these links and photos. Please dont click on the links.
oh my god.
Also, if it is happening to me or one of my side blogs, please let me know!
royal-raccoon
hlkproductions
Tumblr: on December 17 we will hide adult content
My blog the next day: gets followed by 3 porn bots
ruinedchildhood
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