Red and Blue make Purple

[bittenred]

Anonymous asked:

"and then they have sex" goddammit Taylor

Well they would!

[alphatoronado]

equius asked:

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

sleepyspoonie answered:

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

texas shaped gravestones

texas shaped mirrors

texas shaped cheese

texas shaped pools

texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

[maid-of-heart]

What about texas shaped eggs?

[prospitans]

texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

[equius]

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

[stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr]

WELCOME TO TEXAS

[memedaddy-signless]

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

[mermaidkaila]

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

[littlebearie]

This isn’t normal? lol

[shithowdy]

@irritatedhiss

[luxwing]

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me

[useless-floridafacts]

@useless-texasfacts i thought you might like/hate/love this 

[useless-texasfacts]

honestly, I can’t be mad because this is very accurate. You can probably find Texas shaped anything here

[shippinggirl]

[lapoure]

[To the tune of the Miraculous Ladybug OP]
It’s Ladybug!
Eatin’ a bug!
Can you believe she just ATE THAT BUG?!

She should close her mouth when she’s flying through the air…

[shippinggirl]

[spcake]

Chatmari~♪♩♬

[bittenred]

i’m so pissed i was like YES I GET TO SLEEP IN TODAY but i woke up at 5:30 because of fucking period cramps 

[bittenred]

Anonymous asked:

If your periods cramps are really intense, you could combine the ibuprofen with acetaminophen.

well i don’t want to overdose rn that would suck so i’m just gonna try to wait it out for now ;A; it mostly just sucks because i wanted to SLEEP IN god damn it

[miraculosblog]

[sakiken]

Confirmed cinnamon roll, too good too pure

[godasenpai]

[gayacecyborg]

me writing:

[gayacecyborg]

me when the readers think my bullshit is brilliant:

[godasenpai]

[gudeboy]

(original)

[miraculer]

Anonymous asked:

Who would win in a fight: Ladybug or Chat Noir

you know the the first ladybug comic i ever made was nino asking this to adrien