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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crusanite gnimmish
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It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor

cesperanza

Dudes wrote it.

novangla

She doesn’t. 11yo Anakin develops a crush on Padme, obsesses over it throughout his entire adolescence, and then creepily hits on her until she realizes that pretending to return his affection is the only way to try to reign in him

shaelit

?!?! How have I not heard the Padme Theory before?! This makes the prequels 1) so much better and 2) WAY more disturbing!

My favorite quote from the linked article (which also functions as a TL;DR):

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Source: doloresofdelos OH WOW star wars but yeah im with the first guy young and hot ewan looooooooooool
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crackledragon:
“ burkean-conservative:
“ othertonguesotherflesh:
“ burkean-conservative:
“ othertonguesotherflesh:
“ burkean-conservative:
“ othertonguesotherflesh:
“ heavens-smile:
“ this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for...
heavens-smile

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

othertonguesotherflesh

so uhhh

was he supposed to do a jump there

or is this like… what they planned from the begining

burkean-conservative

Good question.

othertonguesotherflesh

unfollow me

burkean-conservative

Uh, why?

othertonguesotherflesh

i despise you and your political philosophy and also your blog is terrible?

like i only occasionally blog about politics, but i do very much believe capitalism must be destroyed and global international communism must be established, so like…. why is it confusing that i don’t want you following my blog.

burkean-conservative

You may “believe” that capitalism should be destroyed, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t the most successful economic model in human history, and has to led to the most successful civil societies in history. You may “believe” that international communism is “necessary”, but that such a system can’t compete with capitalism is historically evident, that it doesn’t work is well established, and that any citizen with even a half way decent life would reject any proposed decline in their standard of living, through violence, is obvious. I won’t fault you for holding these misguided beliefs as much as you fault me for my correct ones.

crackledragon

What the fuck is going on in this post

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alrnalexia

please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties 

alrnalexia

it flew over the whole city

alrnalexia

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massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale 

blitzfrau

THE FUCKING “YIKES” FACE ON THE BALLOON BEHIND IT THOUGH

Source: boethiah advance australia fair holy fucking shit bro jordan