when someone telling you some tea you already heard
I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life
crusanite
yaushie
So, there’s all this adorable kwami-swap stuff going around, but I keep imagining really silly things.
Like if Marinette (or Marin) was stuck with Plagg and she had to go out as Chat Noir, just imagining her bugging out because suddenly she can hear all the sounds (since apparently those ears work? I still wonder how, but Animan suggests they work fairly well.)
I keep imagining her just twisting and turning about because SOUNDS and “oh my god Chat, how do you do this?” and just distracted by so many things and then noticing a bug or something our of the corner of her eye and she just jerks around like: “O^O !?”
Meanwhile Adrien (or Adrienne) is off to the side (as Ladybug) just watching like: “ohmygodohmygodholyshitstopbeingsocute.” And probably manages to knock themselves in the head at least twice with the yoyo.
crusanite
codango
Am I the only one who feels like this would be a pretty hilarious metaphor for dick sizes?
First we’ve got Makoto, I don’t think this is much of a surprise. The boy is tall, and look at wink he’s got going, he knows its something to be proud of.
Then theres Rin, maybe not the longest but who needs length when you’ve got thickness, that’s where its at, ladies. He looks eager please too, hop on that boy.
Next up Haru, not the biggest but still pretty decent. But don’t worry he’s pretty serious about making the magic happen, he’s got his game face on.
Here’s Nagisa, he’s not bad as it is, but he’s working double duty it looks like. Good boys use toys. (Sex toys for those of you who keep commenting with ‘TWO DICKS’)
Then here’s poor Rei, I think we already knew from the copious crotch shots that he has got basically nothing going on down there– but I mean… come on, he’s 15 (sorry 16, actually he’s got no excuse). Either way he’s not aware of it and is ready to hunt down some booty.
Finally, there’s Sousuke. We don’t talk about Sousuke.
dar-draws
lesbianhatsune
