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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
miraculer headofporridge
pinesinthewoods

But like… just imagine how cute it was when Stanley got Gompers.

“Hey, great tour, here you go man.” 

Stan blinks in surprise as a baby goat was shoved into his arms. 

“Uh, unless this creature can barf up cold hard cash, I don’t know why you’re giving it to me.”

“Money is an illusion, man…. you gotta appreciate how the universe gives back… plus this goat can be a sustainable resource when it gets older… you can milk her and share the wealth of nutrients with your neighbors… it’s a miracle of life ,man. 

“This is a male goat.”
“Oh, my tour bus is leaving, peace out, stay beautiful man, life’s a journey.” 
“Hey! HEY! Get back here! No one swindles Stan Pines out of his money! ALSO TAKE YOUR STUPID GOAT WITH YOU! ” 

The tour bus already zooms away. Stanley stands there at a complete loss with the baby goat in his arms. Stanley drops him outside and is going to close the door on him. It bleats pathetically and looks up at him with large yellow eyes. 

“Don’t look at me like that, it’s not my fault he abandoned you. Life’s rough that way, bud. It’s better you find out when you’re young.” Stanley grumbles. The goat bleats fornlornly and Stan grimaces. “Circle of life, kid. Something bigger and stronger will come along and eat you… probably a lion…. or monster… there are monsters out here ya know…” Stanley stares at the goat for another minute. “ARUGH FINE. Just stop lookin’ at me with those creepy eyeballs.” He picks up the goat and carries it inside. “This is a temporary living situation ya got that? Ugh, I have to figure out what to call you… what do goats even eat?” 

reaganwarren

Depending on the breed of goat, Gompers actually could be a milking goat. Boy milking goats still produce milk.

pinesinthewoods

REALLY??? Omg that would be amazing too. 

empyrisan

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I like to think he bottle-fed the kid.

Source: pinesinthewoods all i ever wanted
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neyestaha

In the light of releasing my short film, “ed”, and in the shame of my older blogs being re-surfaced to the public, I am compelled to finally face my artistic insecurities and set up an active tumblr page.

ktshy

Watch this it is BRILLIANT!!! *applauds*

I’m lucky to be able to draw Ed as he models for my life drawing class from time to time. One of the greats.

Also: Be sure to always thank your models!

rufftoon

The beautiful short film that won this year’s Annie Award for best student film.

Source: neyestaha AAGHGHGHGH I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO WATCHING THIS TY MIRTH OH GOODNESS I ALWAYS FEEL SO GUILTY AT THE END OF FIGURE PAINTING OR DRAWING WHEN THE MODELS LEAVE AND THE STUDENTS DONT THANK OR ACKNOWLEDGE THEM WHATS THE PROPER PROTOCOL 'HEY THANKS FOR LETTING ME DRAW UR BOD' 'A+ JOB ON YOUR BODY' '10/10 WOULD DRAW AGAIN' VIDEO
bittenred

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bittenred

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