chocmarss
magical-awesome-kid
“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into
“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.
“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.
“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.
“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.
“Oh my god, where are you?” I whisper harshly as I look for the object I require desperately.
chocmarss
daisiies
American kids are often told anyone can grow up to be president — but if you’re 10-year-old Alena Mulhern, that’s just a big fat lie. Rather than accept it, she’s taken on the herculean task of changing it.
Yes 👏🏼 girl 👏🏼 preach 👏🏼 it 👏🏼
nam-suki
butchpilotpearl
Would anyone buy these if I put them on stickers or t-shirts? And these r fun so I might do one of everyone like this :)
miraculer
waffleswithketchup
i was reading that ‘astoria wouldn’t raise her child to believe muggles were scum and that didn’t sit well with lucius and narcissa weh weh weh’ bit and i had this vision of someone calling astoria a blood traitor at the dinner table and she just doesn’t let it go and passive aggressively raises scorpius into a second arthur weasley while draco malfoy continues to be whipped by own family
lesbianhatsune
emperorcalus
here’s my take on the best and worst signs :)
best signs!!!!!!: leo saggitarius libra taurus virgo capricorn cancer pisces aries aquarius gemini scorpio :)
WORST signs 😷😷😷😷😷:
mimimonart
