HE DOESN’T GET IT, HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT CONFESSING HIS LOVE, THIS CAT NEEDS TO KNOW HE JUST KISSED THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE.
Puppets
Miraculous Ladybug Oneshot.
Summary: Inspired by episode 18. The aftermath of the Puppeteer’s control. Kinda angsty.
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“What happened?”
“You were a puppet.”
A puppet. Again. Another person controlling him.
Omg, so sad and so wonderful ;A;
it took me 4729 years but I’m finally, finally, FINALLY finished with lady chat noir. there are little impurrfections here or there, but honestly i’m so happy with how it turned out (*ΦωΦ*)
I’ll be wearing chat friday evening & saturday at katsu–and I’ll be handing out valentines! Hope to meet some more miraculers this weekend❤️🐞
me with daddie during a thunderstorm
me: *suckin dick*
thunder: *makes loud noise*
me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

Imagine raetsel prepping hans before she enters the town to visit fakir, like they park their car outside the wall, raetsel puts on the shawl and bow before giving him a neckerchief, hat and trenchcoat and tells him all the precautions. Like put these old clothes on so you dont stand out, leave all modern technology behind before entering, this town can mess with your memories so make sure you dont forget who you are/that its the 21st century etc. Then raetsel goes inside while hans prepares himself mentally elsewhere before picking her up the next day I want this fic
hey I just saw deadpool and theres an upsetting amount of rape jokes in it. stay safe
As someone who just walked out of the theater I would like to say that sex jokes are not the same as rape jokes and having seen the movie 45 second ago. There was not a single rape joke in the entire film.
There were how ever many many sex jokes.
They are not the same thing
I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your
worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking
superhero.
Marinette and Adrien are hands down going to be the biggest fashion icons in all of Paris.




