








s8 was bad but he sure wasnt



The fandom at S2 vs the fandom at S3
These are literally my thoughts on the first episode and I truly believe that this should’ve happened instead of what happened 😂
Enjoy!
Show writers, the fools: Chat isn’t in love with Marinette.
Me, an intellectual: Chat is indeed very in love with Marinette.
imagine adrien telling everyone he’s like. naturally brunette or something so he can always have an excuse to run away when there’s an akuma
nino: dude, where are you going? ms bustier said we have to stick together!
adrien: i uh. my roots.
nino: …your roots?
adrien: they’re showing again. emergency hair appointment.
nino: now?!
adrien: model trouble i’m sure you understand
Marinette: I just don’t get boys.
Hawkmoth: Marinette? Again? How did you even get this akuma? You’re meant to be at school and this akuma was practically in the catacombs
Marinette: Free study period. Now this bloody boy. Like I’m talking to him, show interest, he constantly randomly touches me, and we have the same interests then, Hawky listen because you won’t believe it, then he comes to me with his relationship troubles. To talk to me about a girl he likes and asking out this other girl. See’s no issue with me going with him and inviting another guy. Fine, whatever, he’s not interested. But then, Hawky are you listening? Then he spends the whole time showing me attention. Making sure I’m ok. Practically ignoring the girl he invited. I’m a bit upset, go to the bathroom, and rather than staying with the ice queen he comes after me. And he still just sees me as a friend!! What is up with guys?!
Hawkmoth: If I akumatise this guy for revenge or get someone to play cupid will you leave me alone?
Marinette: ….Nah. Seriously, who taught that guy how to interact with people?
Hawkmoth: Who is the kid anyway? Sounds thicker than eight bricks
Marinette: Adrien Agreste. He’s in my class and translated for me when my uncle visited. Just really sweet. Did I tell you we slow danced once and nearly kissed for a movie?
Hawkmoth: Adrien?
Marinette: Yes, I think the parental neglect is doing a number. Like his father forgets his birthday and is never around, then I make this amazing handmade scarf, light blue, suits him perfectly, then his father takes the credit! Sure his father has a great eye for fashion - up until recently - but he is the world’s worst father. Sorry, he would have to be around to be a father.
Hawkmoth: I’m sure he’s not that bad
Marinette: He is. Just cold. Thanks for listening Hawky. Also what do you think about Paris in Romeo and Juliet, have to read it for school? I actually like him. He’s loyal, truly love Juliet, and seems sweet. Not like Romeo who drops one girl when she’s not interested then goes to Juliet when she looks at him. 2 days later is dead. Seriously, Team Paris all the way!
Hawkmoth: I think that’s the point of the play. That despite presenting itself as a love story it’s more a warning about teenage infatuation alongside the…..I am not writing your essay for you.
Marinette: Fine. By the way if you liked Nine Nine and Good Place, try Parks and Rec as producer by same guy. I’m also getting really into Superstore but it’s not on Netflix
Hawkmoth: I tried watching…Marinette?
Marinette: ……yes?
Hawkmoth: Stop grabbing or chasing my akumas. I have work to do
Marinette: Or, hear me out, you stop sending akumas and we just meet up for coffee?
Hawkmoth: That’s it. I’m going to start retracting akumas. Only send them adult-only places. To areas far away from you.
Marinette: Good luck with that Hawky.










5 of my favorite girls. Then & Now.
Jeanette Miller.
Princess Adora/She-Ra.
April O'Neil.
Webby Vanderquack.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
*how I imagine weredad ending*
Chat noir: I’m sorry, Marinette, my heart already belongs to my lady.
Marinette: it’s cool
Chat: you’re a very good friend though
Marinette: ……
Chat: …..
Marinette: A-Adrien?
Chat: aw shit