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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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canimuff

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

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theunbrilliant

The first-known written description of a skunk by a Jesuit missionary in 1634 is my very favorite thing. 

The other is a low animal, about the size of a little dog or cat. I mention it here, not on account of its excellence, but to make of it a symbol of sin. I have seen three or four of them. It has black fur, quite beautiful and shining; and has upon its back two perfectly white stripes, which join near the neck and tail, making an oval which adds greatly to their grace. The tail is bushy and well furnished with hair, like the tail of a Fox; it carries it curled back like that of a Squirrel. It is more white than black; and, at the first glance, you would say, especially when it walks, that it ought to be called Jupiter’s little dog. But it is so stinking, and casts so foul an odor, that it is unworthy of being called the dog of Pluto. No sewer ever smelled so bad. I would not have believed it if I had not smelled it myself. Your heart almost fails you when you approach the animal; two have been killed in our court, and several days afterward there was such a dreadful odor throughout our house that we could not endure it. I believe the sin smelled by Saint Catherine de Sienne must have had the same vile odor.  

NOT ON ACCOUNT OF ITS EXCELLENCE BUT TO MAKE IT A SYMBOL OF SIN QUALITY TEXT
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videohall

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

laughbro

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

ceasepool

Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great

setheverman

Stockholm, Sweden - My home, my life, my nightly screaming due to university.

fuckyeahsexanddrugs

theres nothing else to do there so why not

mixtspice

I know where I’m moving to

ladyskorpia

Imagine walking in the woods.

And then…

The eery, distant howling of humans.

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