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WHAT THE SIGNS ARE DOING SINGLE ON VALENTINES DAY:

  • Aries: Staying in watching classics and mocking romance scenes.
  • Taurus: Treating themselves to the max. They're very committed to them.
  • Gemini: Going out with their friends and cringing every time they see a couple
  • Cancer: Is sad. But after a couple shots it won't even matter. (Don't call your ex Cancer! You can do this!)
  • Leo: Drinking wine in lingerie as if they don't want a valentine. They do.
  • Virgo: Mocking relationships and being salty mostly
  • Libra: "I'm not in love but it's OK because love is great and I love seeing people in love I LOVE LOVE"
  • Scorpio: Drunk texting the ex and sending some regrettable selfies
  • Sagittarius: Comes to a party alone, surely doesn't leave that way.
  • Capricorn: "I literally could not care less" *lowkey longing love*
  • Aquarius: Forgot about Valentine's Day
  • Pisces: With their pets or on social media looking at pets. Maybe both
Source: pastelastrology pisces oh