When it’s days past the nsfw ban and there’s still pornbots everywhere
STARCH MASKS
O N H E R B O D Y
does that mean
she has been pGReNant bef o r e?
technoskates
reiqenarataka
If a woman has
O N H E R B O D Y
DANGEROPS
Pranget sex?
Will it hurt baby top of his head????
Can uu get,,,
𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮
38+2 weeks
PREGANANANT
technoskates
reiqenarataka
is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard
“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians
Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS
royal-raccoon
jmindesire
Fugo: If you had 10 cookies, and I asked for 5, how many would you have?
Narancia: None.
Fugo: Narancia, this is basic math, don’t mess with m-
Narancia: I would give them all to you because you’re my best friend.
Fugo, holding back tears: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my house immediately.
bluebbeerryyy
incorrect-into-the-spiderverse
MJ: Babe it’s dark, I’m scared.
Peter: Don’t worry I got this.
Peter: (Stomps his foot on the ground)
Peter: (Sketchers light up)
the-parentheticals
- Alix: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
- Max: [to Kim] What’s seven times seven?
- Alix: Stuff he knows.
mlb-shit-post
you know, they say you need at least 8 hugs a day and by that metric adrien is below average
i-am-noir
ML: *releases new episode*
Me: *Finishes watching the said episode*
ML: …….
Me: *Unsatisfied, turns to fanfictions*
Fanfictions: *unfinished*
Me: *le cry*
terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus
Anonymous asked:
AU where Hawk Moth doesn't wear any underwear.
We don’t know that this is an AU
ruinedchildhood
