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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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things ive heard people say in class:

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  • “what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”
  • “is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.” 
  • “let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*
  • in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”
  • “what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”
  • “in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”
  • “did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”
  • “wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??”
  • *scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!” 
  • “i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”
  • in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”
  • “don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.
  • “i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”
  • “fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”
  • in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”
  • “i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”
  • “i found a salsa dip in my bag, anyone have some chips?” [a girl sighs, puts down her calculator and reaches into her sports bag] “i do.”
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For All You DipCifica Shippers Out There Waiting For The Finale. Here’s Something To Think About

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Dipper and Pacifica actually profess that they do indeed have a liking for each other.

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All seems well, until they realize, they can never have time to enjoy that love anymore cause Dipper’s gotta go home since the summer’s already at its end

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They will never have a chance to enjoy each other’s company, stories, laughs, and simply each others time.

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And everyday, Pacifica stands by the window of her mansion, looking out on the road that leads out of the town of Gravity Falls, hoping for the slightest chance that one day, just one day… She will see Dipper coming down that road to come back to the town…

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She refuses to open her heart up to anyone cause she keeps it shut for the one person. and every day, she hopes against all hope that maybe…just maybe… she’ll….see him again Then it hits her…. “what if I’m only one who feels like this? … How do I know Dipper hasn’t forgotten about us?” She slowly sinks back to her lonely emptiness…..

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Unaware that over at California… Dipper’s wondering the same thing too… as he looks up to the sky which he himself saw open to give way to the apocalypse… he now sees it giving way to the loneliness of his heart. 

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Then they both slowly retire to their rooms and tuck themselves into their beds in their homes…. ready to start the whole process all over again the next day.

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THIS GETS ME, STOP.

Source: gfveritastheories
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Rusty Nail’s Recipes

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Dear Drinkers, It has been a bit of time, hasn’t it? A month and a half since a recipe, and that one was a re-post of a classic? I have been remiss. That I’m now in the Hundred+ recipes doesn’t excuse my absence, though it does explain why there is so much more work that goes in to each of these, than there was when I started. Y’all remember that? Ah, but reminiscing won’t move us further towards today’s honoree. No, they’re firmly focused on moving forwards; on putting their past behind them, and beginning to knuckle down and work on learning the same lessons someone else already learned. They may not have been given a choice in the matter, but that doesn’t mean that they won’t, maybe, someday, learn something about responsibility or friendship or blah, blah, blah she wouldn’t have to be doing this if her sister wasn’t utterly lacking in the proper respect for her position.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

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It’s Student Luna!  @studentluna

This surly scion of the night has been sent to some podunk cow-town with a giant crystal tree-castle growing out of it, because her sister felt that she wasn’t properly adjusting to her life back in society, following her… unexpectedly long vacation. She’s doing great, though! No screaming when her room was decorated in 1980′s Video Game Nostalgia. She hasn’t banished the loyal, faithful, and capable guardsmen that her sister sent to follow her. She’s even keeping up with the correspondence that her sister forcibly requires of her. All in all, she’s doing her best, and anyone who puts forth the effort to try really does deserve a recipe honoring them.

A Student Luna

Ingredients:

  1. 2.5oz UV Blue
  2. 1 oz Dekyupper Island Punch Pucker
  3. .5oz Viniq
  4. 8oz Clear American Blueberry Sparkling Water
  5. Chilled pint glass

Special Equipment:

Anything you’d like to use to stir gently. I recommend a swizzle stick, but you’ll probably want to use a spoon.

Making a Student Luna:

  1. Pour all of the liquor into the pint glass.
  2. Stir gently.
  3. Top with Sparkling Water very carefully.
  4. Stir contents of glass very, very gently, so you don’t get rid of the effervescence. .
  5. Drink!

You’ve just made a Student Luna!

This drink, if constructed properly, will hit the deep, rich dark blue of Luna’s mane. Thanks to the Viniq, though, there will also be a swirling, sparkling sheen throughout the body of the beverage, more accurately mimicking the flowing, glittering appearance of the Lunar Princess’s coiffure. The fact that the entire thing is going to taste like smooth berry Capri-Sun is just icing on the cake. What student doesn’t like a nice juice-box? Especially a Juice Box kicking at 4oz of high-test alcohol.~

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Keep sending in suggestions as to who you’d like to see made into a drink, and Stay Thirsty, Dear Drinkers!

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Wow this is pretty great XD I’ve got to say, I never expected to get a drink named after my blog ~ still pretty sweet tho

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