serious art mode:
bra off; laptop on
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
THE LAMP THOUGH
GENIUS
the egg
FOREVER REBLOG
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the mouse is evil though
they’ll be like
what why doesnt this work
then theyll check
and nic is just there
This gives me so many ideas.
imagine getting mugged on the way back from a convention where you bought a figurine of your favourite anime girl
gimme your waifu or your laifu
then u get stabbed with their knaifu
All according to keikaku
(keikaku means plan)
THIS JUST IN
I did not grow up in the late 90s and watched Pokemon obsessively to the point where I faked sick to get out of gymnastics class, I didn’t cut out the collectible Pokemon pogs from Kraft Mac n Cheese boxes, I didn’t dig holes in the yard and tell my friends it was Diglett. My first video game wasn’t Pokemon Yellow on a teal Gameboy Color, and I definitely did not go to the Pokemon Movie 2000 premiere with my friends AND I DEFINITELY DIDN’T CRY WHEN I RUINED ALL MY POKEMON CARDS WITH A VERY RIPE BANANA AT SUMMER CAMP.
I’m just a pretty girl in a Pokemon hat trying very hard for fucking nerds on Instragram to circle jerk about how cute I am.
You fucking Deathnote-tshirt-wearing, Ramune-guzzling, angry-hate-masturbating dweeb. I don’t need your petty comments on my video. Shove some pocky down your urethra and listen to this.
Pokemon isn’t for boys. POKEMON ISNT FOR BOYS. IM RUBBING MY VERY DELICATE SPARKLY MANICURED HANDS ALLLL OVER YOUR POKEMONS HOW DOES IT FEEL DO YOU NEED A SUPER POTION OR MAYBE A LEMONADE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE OR PERHAPS JUST A RAWST BERRY FOR YOUR BURN
I don’t even like Pokemon, but I’m reblogging anyway because this dude got owned so hard and this deserves all the notes.
^same
quick night doodle before sleep
I’m so excited about the Justice League vs Teen Titans movie ToT!!