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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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onetownthatwontletyoudown:
“ lokislacefront:
“ sarahxgreenmore:
“ THIS JUST IN
I did not grow up in the late 90s and watched Pokemon obsessively to the point where I faked sick to get out of gymnastics class, I didn’t cut out the collectible Pokemon...
sarahxgreenmore

THIS JUST IN
I did not grow up in the late 90s and watched Pokemon obsessively to the point where I faked sick to get out of gymnastics class, I didn’t cut out the collectible Pokemon pogs from Kraft Mac n Cheese boxes, I didn’t dig holes in the yard and tell my friends it was Diglett. My first video game wasn’t Pokemon Yellow on a teal Gameboy Color, and I definitely did not go to the Pokemon Movie 2000 premiere with my friends AND I DEFINITELY DIDN’T CRY WHEN I RUINED ALL MY POKEMON CARDS WITH A VERY RIPE BANANA AT SUMMER CAMP.

I’m just a pretty girl in a Pokemon hat trying very hard for fucking nerds on Instragram to circle jerk about how cute I am.

You fucking Deathnote-tshirt-wearing, Ramune-guzzling, angry-hate-masturbating dweeb. I don’t need your petty comments on my video. Shove some pocky down your urethra and listen to this.

Pokemon isn’t for boys. POKEMON ISNT FOR BOYS. IM RUBBING MY VERY DELICATE SPARKLY MANICURED HANDS ALLLL OVER YOUR POKEMONS HOW DOES IT FEEL DO YOU NEED A SUPER POTION OR MAYBE A LEMONADE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE OR PERHAPS JUST A RAWST BERRY FOR YOUR BURN

lokislacefront

I don’t even like Pokemon, but I’m reblogging anyway because this dude got owned so hard and this deserves all the notes.

onetownthatwontletyoudown

^same

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