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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crusanite codango

Am I the only one who feels like this would be a pretty hilarious metaphor for dick sizes?

princessstrife

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First we’ve got Makoto, I don’t think this is much of a surprise. The boy is tall, and look at wink he’s got going, he knows its something to be proud of. 

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Then theres Rin, maybe not the longest but who needs length when you’ve got thickness, that’s where its at, ladies. He looks eager please too, hop on that boy.

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Next up Haru, not the biggest but still pretty decent. But don’t worry he’s pretty serious about making the magic happen, he’s got his game face on.

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Here’s Nagisa, he’s not bad as it is, but he’s working double duty it looks like. Good boys use toys. (Sex toys for those of you who keep commenting with ‘TWO DICKS’)

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Then here’s poor Rei, I think we already knew from the copious crotch shots that he has got basically nothing going on down there– but I mean… come on, he’s 15  (sorry 16, actually he’s got no excuse).  Either way he’s not aware of it and is ready to hunt down some booty.

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Finally, there’s Sousuke. We don’t talk about Sousuke. 

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free! I AM CRYING WITH MIRTH WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SOUSUKE holy fuck this is exactly what i signed up for when i started watching anime loooooooooooooooooool
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one-second-and-a-million-miles

It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor

cesperanza

Dudes wrote it.

novangla

She doesn’t. 11yo Anakin develops a crush on Padme, obsesses over it throughout his entire adolescence, and then creepily hits on her until she realizes that pretending to return his affection is the only way to try to reign in him

shaelit

?!?! How have I not heard the Padme Theory before?! This makes the prequels 1) so much better and 2) WAY more disturbing!

My favorite quote from the linked article (which also functions as a TL;DR):

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Source: doloresofdelos OH WOW star wars but yeah im with the first guy young and hot ewan looooooooooool
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crackledragon:
“ burkean-conservative:
“ othertonguesotherflesh:
“ burkean-conservative:
“ othertonguesotherflesh:
“ burkean-conservative:
“ othertonguesotherflesh:
“ heavens-smile:
“ this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for...
heavens-smile

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

othertonguesotherflesh

so uhhh

was he supposed to do a jump there

or is this like… what they planned from the begining

burkean-conservative

Good question.

othertonguesotherflesh

unfollow me

burkean-conservative

Uh, why?

othertonguesotherflesh

i despise you and your political philosophy and also your blog is terrible?

like i only occasionally blog about politics, but i do very much believe capitalism must be destroyed and global international communism must be established, so like…. why is it confusing that i don’t want you following my blog.

burkean-conservative

You may “believe” that capitalism should be destroyed, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t the most successful economic model in human history, and has to led to the most successful civil societies in history. You may “believe” that international communism is “necessary”, but that such a system can’t compete with capitalism is historically evident, that it doesn’t work is well established, and that any citizen with even a half way decent life would reject any proposed decline in their standard of living, through violence, is obvious. I won’t fault you for holding these misguided beliefs as much as you fault me for my correct ones.

crackledragon

What the fuck is going on in this post