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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pettyrevenge

So, my downstairs neighbor is obnoxious. I live in a shitty old 1970s apartment complex with intolerably thin walls, but I’ve never had a problem with loudness from any neighbors. Until the douche canoe downstairs moved in. He blasts his music until 2-3 am. Not just where I can hear the bass drop loud. But I hear every single word. Over my television. I’ve asked him politely to turn it down to no avail. I’ve called the cops. I’ve complained to management. His drunk friends stumble around the stairwell and harass people. This guy is awful.

So now, I place my Bose speaker face down into the floor and play Never Gonna Give You Up loudly on repeat while I go out to the store or leave for a while. But never after hours when it would be a noise violation. But he hears that shit all day. Fuck him.

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fortunesrevolver

So, there’s all this adorable kwami-swap stuff going around, but I keep imagining really silly things.

Like if Marinette (or Marin) was stuck with Plagg and she had to go out as Chat Noir, just imagining her bugging out because suddenly she can hear all the sounds (since apparently those ears work? I still wonder how, but Animan suggests they work fairly well.)

I keep imagining her just twisting and turning about because SOUNDS and “oh my god Chat, how do you do this?” and just distracted by so many things and then noticing a bug or something our of the corner of her eye and she just jerks around like: “O^O !?”

Meanwhile Adrien (or Adrienne) is off to the side (as Ladybug) just watching like: “ohmygodohmygodholyshitstopbeingsocute.” And probably manages to knock themselves in the head at least twice with the yoyo.

Source: fortunesrevolver pls i live for this ladybug