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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crusanite ghostfiish
ten-thousand-leaves

Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.

- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.

- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.

- The fic is about your OTP,  it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.

- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.

 - Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.

- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.

- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing. 

- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.

Source: ten-thousand-leaves verna openly weeps bc this is too real
crusanite ghostfiish
p-curly

yeah ok but what does weaboo even mean

like who just said one day 

“YUP AND THEY WILL BE CALLED…

…the WEABOO.”

and everyone else went along with it

isthistakenalready

ok quick history lesson

so on 4chan the word “wapanese” was used to refer to dumb anime nerds. white boy wannabe japanese. makes sense.

A mod got pissed at it being used so much and said that the next person to use it would get banned, so the boards decided to use a silly nonsense word to replace it. 

by complete general consensus, the boards picked the word “weeaboo” from a perry bible comic.

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henceforth, “weeaboo” was used in replacement of “wapanese”. 

the end.

p-curly

I have learned so much

iwatobiokageyama

this should be taught in history class

lizawithazed

part of me wants to finish my linguistics degree and go on to get a job teaching undergrads JUST so I can cover this in an etymology class

Source: p-curly memes history wow jordan brandon amira amira today we learned why wasnt this in the ib
crusanite ghostfiish
kuklarusskaya

you know why it’s so critically important to celebrate women over the age of 40? 

because young women and girls need role models. need someone to aspire to become as they age. 

as it is, society basically tells girls and young women: aspire to be 18-22. do not aspire or imagine past that, for you are useless without youth and beauty. do not aspire to be wise, or strong, beautiful without youth, or valuable with lines and wrinkles. and THAT is scary. we put a cap on aspirations for girls, because we want them to think the ideal comes and goes by 20–when really, we’re at our best for many, many years beyond.

lauralandons

#yeah like i’m only 25 but i already feel like i’m heading downhill

Source: kuklarusskaya
crusanite eversartdump

just artist things

florisms

  • ur tablet pen literally fucking dematerialising
  • forgetting to eat bc you were drawing
  • being unable 2 draw for 2 weeks and then drawing for 3 days straight
  • sai crashing without saving
  • saving every 0.3 seconds so it doesnt happen again
  • “look at all these cool brushes! i’ll like them and use them later” *never uses them*
  • ur pen nib eroding down to a stub
  • wrong layer
Source: kidsbop