tumblr calling the adrien x adrien kiss porn

it really be like that :(
one reblog = one prayer that adrien x adrien will rise and defeat tumblr >:(
tumblr calling the adrien x adrien kiss porn

it really be like that :(
one reblog = one prayer that adrien x adrien will rise and defeat tumblr >:(
Marinette: Nino and Alya if you’re planning to shoot another movie like you did early this year I have an idea
Alya: Yes?
Marinette: The class as their akuma forms!
Alya: That could actually be fun, but you wouldn’t be in it
Marinette: Oh. I know.
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Chloe: Dupain-Cheng! I heard about your idea of a movie, but it’s ridiculous you’re making me be Antibug rather than Queen Bee
Marinette: I’ve already talked to Alya and you’ll play 3 characters. You know, as you’ve been akumatised twice and have to play a hero
Chloe: I suppose that is reasonable
Marinette: Here’s a honey bee comb. You know. So you don’t have to steal one
Chloe: Marinette!
Marinette: Don’t worry you can keep it.
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Alya: Nino and I have been talking maybe Adrien and you can watch and be directors?
Marinette: From the back row?
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Adrien: I have an idea maybe you can imagine akuma forms for us
Marinette: I don’t see you taking action against those that wrong you though. High road and all that. Maybe protector? Silently watches then talks when no one is around.
Adrien: Thanks?
Marinette: And I’ve fought off akumas three times including twice without help so whatever the akuma was would have to be caused by something pretty serious
Lila: Why not Petty Princess?
Marinette: Says the girl who chose to become akumatised and literally grabbed it from the air
Lila: So then what would be yours
Marinette: Lie Detector! Nobody can lie before me.
Lila: I don’t-
Marinette: Napking! I slice you apart with napkins
Lila: This is just-
Marinette: Marinette
Lila: That’s all?
Marinette: It’s like Vanisher. I get forgotten and ignored when you are around.
Lila: Why not Salt Queen?
Marinette: Wouldn’t want to steal a future akuma persona from you
(alternative: Weren’t you already that and your only power was being an oyster? The silence suited you. I nearly actually believed you for once.)
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Marinette: Maybe Adrien, you can just be Chat Noir. You must have the costume from Clara’s shoot still?
Adrien: No. It was a rental. Totally not worthy of being chat. Maybe you can be buga…Ladybug?
Lila: Shouldn’t that honour go to her best friend?
Marinette: I don’t see Chat around. Maybe I’ll ask next time he drops on my roof top
Lila: I meant -
Marinette: Chloe is already playing Queen Bee
Lila: Perhaps-
Marinette: She has saved Adrien a few times but he should be Chat
Lila: I meant me!
Marinette: But then who would play the villain?
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Adrien: Marinette I really think you should consider being ladybug
Marinette: Because I’m your everyday bug? Never thought of and quickly squashed?
Adrien: No, because like Ladybug you are brave, kind, heroic
Marinette: Totally not planning to start charging when I save them or change my voicemail, ring and text tone, and constantly play Bitch
Adrien: What?
Marinette: What?
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Marinette: So, Chat, my school is doing a play that includes you
Chat: Are you, princess? Who is playing me?
Marinette: I’m trying to convince Adrien to. More struggling to figure out who should play Ladybug
Chat: Why not you?
Marinette: Too busy fact checking what is written to rehearse as most of it is based off Ladyblog posts. Should have used Nathaniel’s and Marc’s comic. Would be more accurate
Chat: So are you doing the costumes?
Marinette: I said I would for my friends….Not sure where Lila, Chloe, Mylene, Rose-
Chat: Aren’t they your friends?
Marinette: Maybe I should tell Lila to get hers from Prince Ali as it would be the only one up to her quality
Chat: The others?
Marinette: Is $50 a costume too much?
Chat: Marinette!
Marinette: You’re right….$100 should be the price.
Adrien: Don’t mess with me I have the power of god and anime on my side
Marinette: wait-
Adrien:aaAAAAAAAAÀÃÄÃ1AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAÀÃÆÀÃĀAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That’s right, two chapters at once! I told you guys I was writing a lot this past week. I pinky swore!
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Chapter 2
Marinette’s new school was bigger than the last, and she suddenly felt very tiny standing before the castle of a building. Several students shuffled in through the front doors, and she could already tell that things were much different here. The air was different, and people carried themselves with a sense of self-importance she usually only saw out of Chloe. Though she supposed this was a private school for rich socialites, yet another thing that reminded her just how different she was from her new classmates, but nevertheless, she trudged on, slipping by unnoticed as she found her way to her new class.
Inside the room, students were broken up into groups all chatting casually with each other, and Marinette pictured similar scenes in Mlle. Bustier’s classroom that had never daunted her like this did. She didn’t recognize any of these faces, nor did they pay her any mind as she stood awkwardly at the front of the room. For a moment, she felt a sinking feeling in her stomach as if this were a bad idea, but soon their teacher entered the room and offered her the first smile she’d received all day.
“You must be Marinette, right?” He asked cheerfully, and she felt herself relax a little.
“Yes.” She nodded.
“Welcome to our school. I’m Mr. Mercier.” He extended a hand for her to shake. “Don’t be intimidated by the groups; most of my students are very friendly, so I’m sure you’ll make friends quickly.”
“Thank you,” she said with a smile, turning to face the front as Mr. Mercier clapped his hands to get everyone’s attention.
“Alright, class, settle down and find your seats,” he said, and students began to shuffle into place. “We have a new student joining us today. Her name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng, so please help her find her way today.” He turned back to face her and pointed to an empty seat in the middle. “You can sit next to Eliott just be sure he doesn’t talk your ear off.”
A boy with dark skin and poofy hair flashed her a devilish grin and extended a hand as she took her seat.
“I’m Eliott, aspiring actor and the boy of your dreams,” he said, waggling his eyebrows, and Marinette blinked at him before a girl behind them reached over and swatted his arm.
“Don’t take him seriously, he’s trying to stay in character for his performance later,” the girl whispered with an eye roll. “My name’s Macy by the way.”
“Marinette,” she replied, and Macy gave her a kind smile.
“Sit with us at lunch, okay?” She insisted, and Eliott lifted her hand to his lips.
“Yes, I’d like to know more about my soulmate,” he said smoothly before kissing her knuckles.
“Don’t worry, I’ll keep him in line,” Macy rolled her eyes, pinching the base of his neck hard until he turned to face the front with a soft yelp.
Marinette bit back a smile as she retrieved her tablet from her bag and tuned into the lesson. Maybe things wouldn’t be so bad there after all. So far everyone was incredibly nice, but as she would soon learn, not every face was friendly.