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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ML headcanon: Naive Adrien

As all high school guys do, the topic of girls can up in the boys locker room.

The guys begin talking about which girl in school has the nicest buns.

Being the sheltered guy that he is. Adrien thinks they are talking about bread.

Of course the guys eventually get to Adrien.
“Which girl do you think has the nicest buns?”

“Marinette. She definitely has the nicest buns I have ever seen.” Adrien answered confidently.

The guys think about it and respect his choice.

But then Adrien says.
“Plus, they taste really good.” Thinking about croissants.

All of the guys are now shocked. Even Nino is like ‘when did that happen?’

So after they leave the locker room. Nino begins to ask details.

“You have tasted her buns?” He whispers quietly.

“Yeah, why are you acting so weird. You have to.” Adrien responds still not getting it.

Nino is about to say he never had but then realizes his friend might not understand what he is asking.

“Do you know what buns are referring to?”

“Of course I do. It means bread.”

Nino has the greatest face palm in history.

Then Nino explains and Adrien turns a whole new shade of red

miraculous ladybug ml headcanon am i kicked out of the fandom yet ladynoir adrienette Nino adrien agreste poor innocent child
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tenaflyviper:
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“ Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things...
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

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oh my god

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bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

razzledazzy

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

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“bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

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i cannot believe this post is back on my dash

tenaflyviper

I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry.

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ML Merch Trades!

Hi guys! Due to a shipment getting lost in the mail, I had to reorder some of my ML bookmarks to replace them. Because there is a minimum to how many I could order from the printers, I’m going to end up with a few extra of the bookmarks.

A friend of mine suggested that maybe instead of letting them sit around (since I can no longer sell them), I could do some sort of merch trade! Would there be anyone interested in perhaps trading some merch they made (small prints, keychains, stickers, ect?) for one or two of my bookmarks? I have a third design now too with the genderbent LB and CN on it (I’ll have pics later) along with the Marinette and Adrien ones. If the price of the item I’m trading you for is more than the bookmarks then I’d be willing to pay shipping at least.

Let me know!

miraculous ladybug ignore me dont ask me why i also order the genderbent design bookmark i lack impulse control but anyway ill have about 3 each of the marinette and adrien ones and 4 of the gb one not a lot but i still want to get rid of them yknow?