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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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things ive heard people say in class:

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  • “what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”
  • “is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.” 
  • “let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*
  • in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”
  • “what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”
  • “in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”
  • “did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”
  • “wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??
  • *scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!” 
  • “i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”
  • in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”
  • “don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.
  • “i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”
  • “fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”
  • in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”
  • “i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”
  • “i found a salsa dip in my bag, anyone have some chips?” [a girl sighs, puts down her calculator and reaches into her sports bag] “i do.”
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For All You DipCifica Shippers Out There Waiting For The Finale. Here’s Something To Think About

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Dipper and Pacifica actually profess that they do indeed have a liking for each other.

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All seems well, until they realize, they can never have time to enjoy that love anymore cause Dipper’s gotta go home since the summer’s already at its end

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They will never have a chance to enjoy each other’s company, stories, laughs, and simply each others time.

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And everyday, Pacifica stands by the window of her mansion, looking out on the road that leads out of the town of Gravity Falls, hoping for the slightest chance that one day, just one day… She will see Dipper coming down that road to come back to the town…

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She refuses to open her heart up to anyone cause she keeps it shut for the one person. and every day, she hopes against all hope that maybe…just maybe… she’ll….see him again Then it hits her…. “what if I’m only one who feels like this? … How do I know Dipper hasn’t forgotten about us?” She slowly sinks back to her lonely emptiness…..

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Unaware that over at California… Dipper’s wondering the same thing too… as he looks up to the sky which he himself saw open to give way to the apocalypse… he now sees it giving way to the loneliness of his heart. 

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Then they both slowly retire to their rooms and tuck themselves into their beds in their homes…. ready to start the whole process all over again the next day.

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THIS GETS ME, STOP.

Source: gfveritastheories